“Yeah” by Usher, Lil John, and LudacrisĮd thinks since he talked Mykenna into asking him on the date, he can swing an invite to the fantasy suite. All of her tears are still on the yellow couch from when Arie dumped her on national TV. Thomas continues to cry big tears into his lap.

Becca pulls him into a hug, and the giant man begs her to, “Let me go!” She just wants him to know that he really is a great guy, and she genuinely cares for him. Will this be a moment when she runs into his arms? Will she ask him to be her boyfriend outside of Mexico? He schleps his tall body up the cobblestone steps to the rejection SUV, and we hear Becca hollering after him. He cries all the tears and wonders why Becca would call something off for being too wonderful? It just doesn’t make sense! Finally, through snotty sobs, he tells her he will trust her, even though it sucks. Becca thinks she doesn’t “fully know” Thomas and feels it’s best if they don’t continue anything beyond Paradise. His perfection seems suspicious, and she tells him so. “Faith” by George Michaelīecca thinks Thomas is too good to be true. Even one without hot water is better than the one she has at her disposal, which is nothing since she lives with Dean in a van down by the river. Some serious conversations must be shared one by one.Īs the men segregate from the women, Deanie Baby takes out a tiny comb to brush out his porno mustache, while Caelyn takes advantage of a shower. The couples must decide right now if they will leave together, leave separately, or leave engaged. Wells comes in the next morning with his best friend Deanie Baby and his girlfriend Caelyn. Ed chooses Mykenna and Aaron chooses Tia. Natasha and Chelsea are officially without relationships. The next day, the rose ceremony ousts two more of our contestants. It’s also important to point out that the fake nails from the Santa Maria Hotel gift shop are atrocious. Both Noah and Abigail leave Paradise Prom in a rejection SUV that they presumably always have waiting on standby just in case some shoeless guy wearing suspenders needs a ride to the airport. Still, no one except a weeping Serena seems to care since they are all drunk. Mari announces to the group that Noah had questionable feelings about Abigail for “quite some time,” which is technically untrue. See for yourself below and check out my Spotify playlist for the last installment of the Bachelor in Paradise Season 7 Finale! “Don’t You Forget About Me” by Simple Minds Or who left the beach with a bro on his back. All you really want to know is who left the beach broken-hearted and who left the beach with a ring on her finger.

Extenuating circumstances have forced me to write an amended recap for you this late night, early morning.

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